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I'm only one year old, what the heck is a Overturning System?!
by Guard August
Absurd! Reincarnating as a newborn in a demon-infested world, the overturning system arrived 30 years early.[At 30, after enduring endless hardships, you have achieved nothing and remain a loner. Reward: Late Bloomer (Talent) - Effect: The older your bones, the faster you cultivate.][Overturning mission: Defeat Chen Yuan at the sixth level of the Guiyuan Realm within a year. Reward: Swordsmanship entry-level]One-year-old Chen Yi looked at the content on the panel, then down at his small arms and…
I'm The Devil
by Adams2004
WSA 2024 entry novelSynopsisGetting Reincarnated as the Biblical Devil isn't something our protagonist ever thought was possible.He was a firm believer and knew how powerful God and the Angels were, they are existence that are not to be thrived with especially God.But here he was as the Archangel Samael, the left hand of God or the poison of God casted from Heaven to hell for rebelling against his Father, God."what is the meaning of this, is this God's doing"our protagonist wondered as he knew v…
I'm an Extra, so What?
by PeekkMee
When the average man is suddenly thrown into a video game as an extra, fated to die, they might first think to hide or run away. But not Luka. A man now inhabiting the body, he simply wants to survive - no matter the cost - even if it means he has to kill the main character!----------Magic Castle, Spacecraft, or Golden Gachapon = MORE CHAPTERS (:
Kaijin Fighter: So I Have to Make Monsters, So What?
by Mizako
Horrible Accident? CheckOtherworldly Soul Yeeting? CheckTaking over some schmuck's body who died around the same time? CheckUnable to cultivate because the aforementioned schmuck's constitution is all messed up? Double CheckIn the world of Valresta where the great and powerful cultivate an energy called aether to get to where they are, Zhen Liu (Thomas Lee) is physically unable to despite having the qualities to do so.But due to a twist of fate, Zhen Liu is given the ability to create kaijin, st…
Help, I’m in Another World and All the Men Are Are So Dangerous! [BL]
by Aoki_kun
Rocco Di Malvento lived a short, but loving life in his previous world, surrounded by a caring family. Despite suffering from a terminal illness, he found solace in books, especially his favorite BL novel >. But when he dies, he wakes up in an unexpected new life—as the weak, neglected second son of a powerful mafia family. Now reborn in the world of the novel, Rocco finds himself in a terrifying situation: he's the useless younger brother of Sylas, the main protagonist, and likely doomed to die…
Betrothed To An Alpha? I Don’t Think So!
by PeachBunBun
[Mature Content: NO RAPE]Let’s make a deal!“Two months, if we can survive each other in the period of two months, I will marry you without objection!”…Twenty-two-year-old Evelyn Darkwood never imagined that going to her late father’s will-reading would have resulted in a rivalry between her and her siblings. That they would become a danger to her—one who sought after her life. She never thought that her life would take such a twisted turn so quickly. And what’s worse, she comes to find out that …
Help! I’m in Another World and These Men Want Me So Badly! [BL]
by Aoki_kun
Qi Yu was just a fudanshi guy who loved reading BL romance stories, especially ones with magic and beast people. One day, he died in an accident—but it wasn’t supposed to happen.A god tells him it was a mistake, and as an apology, gives him a chance to live again in a new world. He can even choose what he looks like and what kind of life he wants.Qi Yu asks to be a super good-looking boy who everyone notices, no matter if they’re a man or a woman. He is reborn as Rafayel, a very handsome young m…
I'm 90 years old and the system tells me it's time to create harem
by DaoistpjUWEL
Alexander is a top tycoon in America, with countless wealth under his name. Unfortunately, he is already 90 years old this year, and his life is coming to an end. However, just as he was prepared to face death calmly, a system descended upon him and assigned him a mission: to establish a massive harem.Alexander said, "At this point in my life, the only thing hard in my body is my bones. Some abilities haven't been used for decades."System replied, "No problem, this is a magical blue pill. After …
Help, I’m in Another World and All the Men Are So Hot! [BL]
by Aoki_kun
Damien Crowell was just a regular high school student who took a regular tunnel on his way to school—until one day, that tunnel spit him out into a completely different world. Instead of his usual path, he finds himself in a dark forest that stretches on for days, running on nothing but sheer stubbornness and a tiny water bottle.Just when he thinks he's going to die, he stumbles upon a castle straight out of a fairy tale (or a theme park) and promptly passes out. When he wakes up, he's in a pris…
Transmigration: I am the Super Old Lady
by Twilight Smoke Paints the Pavilion
One moment she was time-traveling, the next, Zhang Xiaoying, a lifelong singleton, skipped right over marriage and childbirth to joyfully become an amazing old lady.She started with nothing but four walls and was gifted three sons and a daughter, each more infuriating than the last.What could she do? She rolled up her sleeves and started whipping them into shape.Not listening? A fist is the best argument, and good behavior comes from the stick’s end.As days got better, the family realized that m…
I'm the Empress! So I'm Going to Make Myself a Harem
by Amesaya
[WARNING: MATURE CONTENT]"...I have to choose a King Consort right now?!"No sooner did the young woman from Earth awake in the body of Empress Isabelle of Nevremia than she was informed she'd have to choose a King Consort to keep her throne. While she was still trying to get used to her new body, new world, and new position, her advisors insisted she marry some stranger to retain her power."But don't Empresses get to make the rules?"As Isabelle Von Nevremia. not only is she the revered empress o…
BIRTH OF THE DEVILISH CEO:SO WHAT IF I'M A LADY?
by Flabbergasted
[Check out my new novel, "MAFIA’S BETRAYED BRIDE"]..[WARNING: MATURE CONTENT]She is the baddest woman on the planet. People dare not say her name, due to her ruthless reputation as a CEO for taking down companies with no mercy. She is the most dreaded person in town, no one dares to offend her and go unscathed. Some people call her, "Cold-blooded Witch", while others call her the, "Demoness"." So what if I don't have friends? I have one and I am satisfied with that.""To hell with my extended fam…
Reborn, I Feel So Great
by Elisa
She finally was forced to death by Winson,the man she loved most,When he found the truth, she was gone forever,Rebirth, she gave up this man, trashed the woman who made her lost her child,but that scum chased her even all his life
My Husband Cheated On Me So I'm Marrying My Ex
by Rachienyc
Disclaimer: Some mature scenes are included“I’m sure she wasn’t feeling sorry when she’s all up on my husband last night!”When Alexandra finally married her childhood crush at the age of 25, she didn't expect that she would one day catch another woman in the arms of her husband while she hid in the bedroom closet. But there she was, anger, betrayal, and sadness washed over her all at once as she stared at her husband and the woman who had the same dark brown eyes and dark hair as her. They looke…
So Pure, So Flirtatious
by Fishman The Second
Yang Ming is an underachiever in high school. Unmotivated, he skips class to shoot pool, cheats on his exams and gets into fights. However, by an act of goodwill and fate, he obtains some high-tech contact lenses that give him superpowers. Together with his gangster street-smarts and ruthless fighting skills, it doesn't take long for him dramatically change his life for the better.As his journey unfolds, he battles against society's big guns and attempts to bring justice into an unjust world. Al…
I'm the villain, so what
by Moon Jaein
Matt was a famous streamer and his viewers knew he is a person who hates bacteria the most and alway carries a sanitizer with him.He would never have expected that he will transmigrate inside an online game as the villain. He wasn't hit by a truck, he didn't meet a shady woman in an alley, he didn't die but he was summoned; with the lights off in the bathroom with only lit candles and eerie silence he chanted 'burning desire' three times and the mirror engulfed his whole being.from matt willi…
So I'm a Bat, Big Deal
by ElectraEmerose
I got completely hooked on this web novel, and suddenly, I was sucked into my phone! Now, I'm stuck in another world, turned into a pathetic level one bat. The system has made it clear: I can't go back home until I claw my way up to the rank of Dark Lord!
I'm a Stingray?
by MisterE05
"The hell!? Why am I underwater?"[System reboot][Loading...][I'm your ocean survival system, you are my servant][Feed me points, and I'll show you the secrets of survival with the aid of body upgrades]"Oh for the love of..."
So I Am A Demon Descendent!
by Paperboy
When Li Xianyu was 20 years old, he received his father's inheritance, an 18-year-old great-grandmother who was incredibly beautiful. Li Xianyu: "Great-Grandma, why are you so young?"Great-Grandma: "That's because I died when I was 18 years old."Li Xianyu: Σ( っ° д°;)っ
I'm A Baller
by Short'nin' Bread
When a person is poor, everything the person does is wrong, even breathing. DING, congratulations host! You will get a fixed amount of money every time you breathe. DING, you just ate a really delicious lobster and hence, here is a card that allows you to eat spicy food. DING, you had quality sleep today and hence, you have 20% more energy buff that lasts throughout today. In a tycoon system, everything in life brings surprises. Coach, I want to learn racing!